jvencius
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After a weekend in the woods hunting "big game", how would you notice the smell?
That truck was normally pretty rancid, so the smell wasn't quite as nasty as I can neither confirm nor deny hoping...
Best prank you've pulled...
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That truck was normally pretty rancid, so the smell wasn't quite as nasty as I can neither confirm nor deny hoping...
W4RLR
High Tech Hillbilly
Another one, which does tend to fall into the "mean" category.
When I was in high school in the drama club, I was on the set construction crew. We frequently spent the week there, with enough change of clothes and we would clean up in the boy's locker room. Our parents would bring in massive amounts of food and drink to keep us fortified.
There was one guy who did very little work but ate much more than his share. One day we decided that payback time had arrived. A few of us made a "contribution" from our overloaded bladders to an empty container of fruit juice. We added just enough fruit juice to make the color look right.
Later that evening, we found out our greedly little compatriot had made a raid on the refrigerator, and had consumed half of the container of the ringer "fruit juice" He could not understand why the lot of us were rolling on the floor in uncontrollable laughter. When we regained composure, one of us asked him if he thought the fruit juice was a bit "off".
He replied "Now that you mention it, it DID taste a little flat".
Several of us who were in on the joke told him what we did when we saw him at the ten year reunion. I never saw a face turn so green.
When I was in high school in the drama club, I was on the set construction crew. We frequently spent the week there, with enough change of clothes and we would clean up in the boy's locker room. Our parents would bring in massive amounts of food and drink to keep us fortified.
There was one guy who did very little work but ate much more than his share. One day we decided that payback time had arrived. A few of us made a "contribution" from our overloaded bladders to an empty container of fruit juice. We added just enough fruit juice to make the color look right.
Later that evening, we found out our greedly little compatriot had made a raid on the refrigerator, and had consumed half of the container of the ringer "fruit juice" He could not understand why the lot of us were rolling on the floor in uncontrollable laughter. When we regained composure, one of us asked him if he thought the fruit juice was a bit "off".
He replied "Now that you mention it, it DID taste a little flat".
Several of us who were in on the joke told him what we did when we saw him at the ten year reunion. I never saw a face turn so green.
fordtrucker4life!
I work with waste
Just Married sign on carpoolers' car. Two guys on the way to Flint with a just married sign.
Wired a backup alarm to ignition hot post on fuse block. When super got in his truck he couldn't figure out why something was beeping.
Duct tape packing air bags to someones tires and watch them pull away and stop when it blows.
Wired a backup alarm to ignition hot post on fuse block. When super got in his truck he couldn't figure out why something was beeping.
Duct tape packing air bags to someones tires and watch them pull away and stop when it blows.
WD40
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One of my truck driving buddy was on a run from Marshall, TX to Dallas every morning and we would run together Monday though Friday. On Friday night & Sat night he would DJ the trucking show there in Shreveport, LA. on KWKH
One weekend I was asked to pull a Friday night Shreveport turn out of Dallas. When I passed the radio station I saw his road tractor sating at the station. This ole boy had a super clean 75 or 76 F-150 Super cab, and when I got to the truck stop there in Marshall there was his pickup parked in the parking lot.
I called him up and talked a minute or two and ask him to play me a song. Just as I was about to say goodbye I said with a loud voice DOGGONE THAT SUCKER JUST CREAMED THAT old truck.
He says WHAT? WHAT? With a clam voice I say this drunk just put his old Lincoln into revere and hit a black & white Ford pickup parked in the parking lot. He was screaming loud, That's my pickup. What happen What Happen. I kept him going for a minute or two before I told him the truth.
For some reason he didn't play the song I had ask him to play that night.
One weekend I was asked to pull a Friday night Shreveport turn out of Dallas. When I passed the radio station I saw his road tractor sating at the station. This ole boy had a super clean 75 or 76 F-150 Super cab, and when I got to the truck stop there in Marshall there was his pickup parked in the parking lot.
I called him up and talked a minute or two and ask him to play me a song. Just as I was about to say goodbye I said with a loud voice DOGGONE THAT SUCKER JUST CREAMED THAT old truck.
He says WHAT? WHAT? With a clam voice I say this drunk just put his old Lincoln into revere and hit a black & white Ford pickup parked in the parking lot. He was screaming loud, That's my pickup. What happen What Happen. I kept him going for a minute or two before I told him the truth.
For some reason he didn't play the song I had ask him to play that night.
#1 son and I were out at the cabin yesterday getting some work done around the place when he sees 4 very large spider egg sacks hanging from the porch roof.
He says "I have heard that there are several hundred baby spiders in each of these egg sacks"
I say "yep, you better go ahead and knock them down."
He grabs a stick and carefully starts to knock the first one down just as I yell...............
LOOK OUT !!!
Kid just about broke a leg tryin to get out from underneath the thing...
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He says "I have heard that there are several hundred baby spiders in each of these egg sacks"
I say "yep, you better go ahead and knock them down."
He grabs a stick and carefully starts to knock the first one down just as I yell...............
LOOK OUT !!!
Kid just about broke a leg tryin to get out from underneath the thing...
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Tail_Gunner
CRJ & ERJ A&P Mech.
So, did you send him to base supply for a thousand feet of flight line and ten gallons of prop wash?
Hey don't laugh, sometimes things can back fire on you. Back in the days when propellers were more prevalent than jets, a young newby was sent to supply to obtain a gallon of "prop wash". A while later the young man returned with a container labled "detergent - propeller - heavy duty" complete with a federal stock number!!
True story, it was told to me when I was a young airman by an ol' fart sergeant who used to work on "props" before working on "BUFFS".
drmjf
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Long Ago
Too many years ago to remember. I friend and I decided to turn our youth pastors office upside down. The desk, all the drawers in it. table & chairs all the books , hundreds of them, everything in the office.
We left a calling card. A 40" stuffed striped bass that I caught a a teenager. It took the 2 of us 4 hours. It took him 2 weeks to put it back right. We didn't tell him for about a month. It took that long for him to cool off enough for us to fess up.
It was a lot of fun!
:xmas
Too many years ago to remember. I friend and I decided to turn our youth pastors office upside down. The desk, all the drawers in it. table & chairs all the books , hundreds of them, everything in the office.
We left a calling card. A 40" stuffed striped bass that I caught a a teenager. It took the 2 of us 4 hours. It took him 2 weeks to put it back right. We didn't tell him for about a month. It took that long for him to cool off enough for us to fess up.
It was a lot of fun!
:xmas
bling821
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There isn't much to do at sea but sit around and thing of ways to mess with other people. We decided that right before drills that day, we would go through berthing and staple the legs of everyones poopy suits (coveralls) shut. Once the drills were about the start we found a good spot and waited. Then over the 1MC, "Fire in 21 man" Then the general alarm. "bong, bong, bong..." Guys started flying out of the racks, still half asleep trying to rush to get where they needed to go and couldn't figure out why they couldn't get their leg into the poopie suit. Long story short, five guys ended up in crews mess in t-shirts and underwear with poopie suits in hand and the ship was told over the 1MC that there would be a near death experience to anyone who got cought doing that again.
drchris1024
SDD Security
Senior prank...
Several of us "broke into the school" and proceeded to take every chair in the classrooms and put them into the hall ways and then toweletted the hallway as well. You couldn't touch the floor or see five feet in front of you...
Two days later, we chained all the doors except the one leading to the parking lot, where we stationed over head on top of the building w/ 55 gallon drums full of water and hundreds of water ballons and several water hoses....
Several of us "broke into the school" and proceeded to take every chair in the classrooms and put them into the hall ways and then toweletted the hallway as well. You couldn't touch the floor or see five feet in front of you...
Two days later, we chained all the doors except the one leading to the parking lot, where we stationed over head on top of the building w/ 55 gallon drums full of water and hundreds of water ballons and several water hoses....
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the "ladies man" at a buddy's college dorm... tries to Mac it up with my girlfriend one night... I sat his alarm clock to go off at an extremely obscure time in the morning... turned the volume up REAL LOUD... and superglued the "off" button & volume controls... oh yeah, I changed the radio station to one that really SUCKED, too...
fox cover scent (used in trap sets) in the cowl screen of a certian a-holes car...
same a-hole, different episode... shrink wrapped his toolbox...
one of my buddies claims my best one was when I gave him an electric weed-eater... "...you S.O.B... every time I need to trim around the fence, I have to untangle 200 feet of extension cord!.."
Gee.. don't bother me a bit. My weed-wacker is gas powered...
fox cover scent (used in trap sets) in the cowl screen of a certian a-holes car...
same a-hole, different episode... shrink wrapped his toolbox...
one of my buddies claims my best one was when I gave him an electric weed-eater... "...you S.O.B... every time I need to trim around the fence, I have to untangle 200 feet of extension cord!.."
Gee.. don't bother me a bit. My weed-wacker is gas powered...
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