Best prank you've pulled...

[Tail_Gunner]

When I was stationed over in Okinawa Japan, Crewing F-15s, ....... I died laughing

GOD I love new Luitenants..

WAY BACK WHEN, I was a crew chief on B-52H's, we got a new kid on our crew, right out of tech school. He worked with and shadowed us all week long. Come Friday afternoon, it was time to call it a week. We buttoned up the airplane and told this young kid to go up into the cockpit, make sure all the lights are off, the battery and interphone power is turned off, the windows and sextant port were closed and most of all GRAB THE IGNITION KEYS!!! And don't forget them!!!

Well, we sat out in our maintenance trailer for over half an hour, watching him through the windows and laughing our arses off while he was crawling all over the cockpit looking for the "keys".

After a while, he finally came down on edge of tears, saying he couldn't find the keys. We let him in the joke after that.

The ironic thing was that a few years after that, an anti-intrusion detection system was installed for when the planes were on alert and loaded with things that I cannot confirm nor deny the existance of. Next to the entry hatch was a keyed switch to turn the system on & off. That kind of killed that on-going joke.

 

[Tbar]

During the summer some friends and I got into some mischief in the college dorm.

The common large bathroom was made completely of tile. We damned up the small doorway with reinforced plywood and stopped up the drains and turned on all the water. Had a HUGH 3 foot deep swimming pool.............

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Same summer the guys down the hall decided to make a very long slip and slide out of the 45yard long dorm hall way floor.

They soaped the thing down with 4-5 bottles of dish washing soap and added water............it was amazing.

These guys would go running out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a jock strap.........hit the hall floor on their butts and away they went the whole length.

There was a fire escape door at the end of the hall and if they went too fast they busted through.

Oh...........the dorm we were in was nick named "Animal House". I wonder why???


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[Frankenstien]

Top ten:

10: Place a large Zip Tie around a drive shaft..tic..tic..tic..

9: (For those who live in Hot Dry Climates) Thin line of Dish soap on the wiper Blades.

8: Hole Punch Remains in your buds Defrost Vents.

7: Single Strand of 40 Micron Tungston across an unplugged cord to TV/Computor...

6: light Diesel Spray on windshield...

5: Zip Tie phone Cord together on the office desk.

4-1 are a bit more ...uhm..... mean

4:Small pieces of cardboard in the fuel tank, suction form the pump pulls the
card board to the line, once vehicle dies suction is removed, card board falls
away until later...

3: Super glue/silicon gel in the key lock

2: Buck/Doe scent on the Felt edges of window trim.

1: at a buisness where the Door opens outwards, 2-3 bags of mixed cement
dumped the night before.


I personaly disa-vow any knowledge of knowing any one who has actually done all/any of for said pranks/paybacks.

 

[jvencius]

I personaly disa-vow any knowledge of knowing any one who has actually done all/any of for said pranks/paybacks.

I can neither confirm nor deny having poured the juice from a can of tuna down the HVAC vents in a buddy's beater hunting truck.

 

[powerboatr]

I can neither confirm nor deny having poured the juice from a can of tuna down the HVAC vents in a buddy's beater hunting truck.

OMG that is
i think i will go get a sardine to put under my DIL car seat to ferment when we leave next week ..

 

[BamaSixGun]

OMG that is
i think i will go get a sardine to put under my DIL car seat to ferment when we leave next week ..

go ahead and do it robert, and it will be the last time she lets you SEE the grandkids.

 

[W4RLR]

College dorm...............one 40gal trash can full of water leaned against a door............knock and run!!!


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Even better... At my fraternity house in West Hartford, CT, the fraternity president's room had two entrances, the front door, and the door to a shared bathroom. TWO trash cans full of water, one at each door, were prepared. We would open the doors at the same time and dump the contents of the cans.

We called it "The Atlantic meets The Pacific". We usually did that when the president was in "conference" with his significant other.

The frat house also had a stairwell that ran from the basement to the attic, where there were three rooms and a small bathroom. Aforementioned cans were again filled with water and dumped upon an unsuspecting brother coming home after a hard night at the library.

We called that 'Niagara Falls".

Ahh, wasted youth...

 

[happeetxn]

This occurred in the early 90's. A buddy of mine is seeing this girl and goes over to her up at her place. While he is waiting on her the ex-boyfriend shows up and starts beating on the door yelling and screaming what he is going to do to my buddy. The girl is freaking out and is begging my buddy to leave out a side door so she can talk some sense into this guy.
He does as she asks, and once outside he sees this guys trans am (as in Smokey and the Bandit genre). Seeing how the guy is inside Dave pops the hood unscrews the airfilter and introduces a large handfull of sand / gravel / debris into the carb. He goes back and sits in his car.
A little while later the guy comes out huffing and puffing still irate, hops in his car revs his engine and peels out. A couple of days later the girl calls my buddy and wants to know what he did to her ex boyfriends car. He claims innocent she doesn't buy it.........in the end I guess the ex had to rebuild the engine, apparently that handfull of junk didn't sit well with the inner workings of the motor.

 

[W4RLR]

WAY BACK WHEN, I was a crew chief on B-52H's, we got a new kid on our crew, right out of tech school. He worked with and shadowed us all week long. Come Friday afternoon, it was time to call it a week. We buttoned up the airplane and told this young kid to go up into the cockpit, make sure all the lights are off, the battery and interphone power is turned off, the windows and sextant port were closed and most of all GRAB THE IGNITION KEYS!!! And don't forget them!!!

Well, we sat out in our maintenance trailer for over half an hour, watching him through the windows and laughing our arses off while he was crawling all over the cockpit looking for the "keys".

After a while, he finally came down on edge of tears, saying he couldn't find the keys. We let him in the joke after that.

The ironic thing was that a few years after that, an anti-intrusion detection system was installed for when the planes were on alert and loaded with things that I cannot confirm nor deny the existance of. Next to the entry hatch was a keyed switch to turn the system on & off. That kind of killed that on-going joke.

So, did you send him to base supply for a thousand feet of flight line and ten gallons of prop wash?

 

[W4RLR]

I can neither confirm nor deny having poured the juice from a can of tuna down the HVAC vents in a buddy's beater hunting truck.

After a weekend in the woods hunting "big game", how would you notice the smell?