Best prank you've pulled...

[powerboatr]

There isn't much to do at sea but sit around and thing of ways to mess with other people. We decided that right before drills that day, we would go through berthing and staple the legs of everyones poopy suits (coveralls) shut. Once the drills were about the start we found a good spot and waited. Then over the 1MC, "Fire in 21 man" Then the general alarm. "bong, bong, bong..." Guys started flying out of the racks, still half asleep trying to rush to get where they needed to go and couldn't figure out why they couldn't get their leg into the poopie suit. Long story short, five guys ended up in crews mess in t-shirts and underwear with poopie suits in hand and the ship was told over the 1MC that there would be a near death experience to anyone who got cought doing that again.

oh boy we used to do that , man is it fun or what ??
ever trice somebody up in his rack while he sleeps

 

[scoutman77]

when I worked at Pizza Hut, we had to reach into the end of the salad bar to turn it on. one time we stayed through the night cleaning, when the manager got there in the morning, I was hiding under the salad bar, when she reached down into the cupboard to flip the switch, I grabbed her hand, she nearly had to go get clean underwear!

 

[Frankenstien]

Couple of ol service Jokes... I worked on nike Herc Radar / Missile systems
We would send folks out for
Range Pot Pips.
Range Paint
Cypher Keys
Range Gate Grease
EAR wax (Elevation/Azmith/Range)

and at the Auto parts Stor I once worked we Syran (SP) Wrapped a co workers car with about 200 yds of Wrap, around... up ..over then coated it with dish soap....

 

[W4RLR]

I think all of us are going straight to hell for our exploits!

 

[DragonSlayer]

called my buddy that used to work at advanced auto parts and told him i needed an ID-10-T for my car

 

[95_stroker]

This one time, at Band Camp......



oh wait, that wasnt me.

 

[powerboatr]

I think all of us are going straight to hell for our exploits!

yes but atleast we wil know everyone already

i knw for sure most of us servicemen already have a gatekeeper pass there, so it should be easy for us to drag in the rest...

"break is over" now BACK on your heads

 

[Frankenstien]

Joke to play on your local parts guy... to get the new kid..
I need a spark plug for my mower... and could you get me the firing order?

I need a water pump for my 84 Porsche 911...


I need Spark plug wires for my Y-2K Power stroke...


My O-Pipe has rusted through... do you carry replacements?


Statements I have actually heard:

Me what size engine sir?....
Him... I'm not sure ... I'll be rite back,,
he returns... its about 20 inches wide 24 inches deep and about 30 inches long....

Him: I need brakes
Me what are the for
Him... My boat
Me you mean your Trailer?
Him.. No my boat.. I keep hitting the dock (He was very serious)
sorry no such item sir..
Where can I get them..
told him to look up a Coast Gaurd Auxiliary, they will point you in the correct direction.

 

[FTG-05]

I got all y'all beat:

Several years ago, my son and I pulled into the local K-Mart parking lot (since closed) and saw my wife's Pathfinder parked on one side of the lot. Did our business and came out and I looked at my son and said: "You know, if someone were to move Mom's car to the other side of the parking lot, that'd be pretty funny!" My son (8 years old at the time) thought it a great idea and so it was done.

My wife was not amused since when she came back from her shopping trip and found her beloved Pathfinder gone, she assumed it had been stolen and started crying. They cruised a while looking for it and just as they were dialing 911, they saw it at the other end of the lot.

Needless to say, I was nookie-free for quite a while.....

 

[XTrmXJ]

yes but atleast we wil know everyone already

i knw for sure most of us servicemen already have a gatekeeper pass there, so it should be easy for us to drag in the rest...

"break is over" now BACK on your heads

Ill Save you the top bunk, and I already have a coffee cup