Joke of the day

[Zookie400]

Two goats are at the local dump. One starts chewing on an old plastic VCR movie casing. The other goat looks at him then says "The book was better".

thats too funny, although i think it can only truly be appreciated by a goat owner!

 

[JLDickmon]

 

[JLDickmon]

 

[02SilverStroke]

Maybe that's Col. Klink. LOL!!!!

 

[hheynow]

How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?

When you call the front desk and say: "I gotta leak in my sink" and the clerk replies "Go ahead".

 

[02SilverStroke]

How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?

When you call the front desk and say: "I gotta leak in my sink" and the clerk replies "Go ahead".

 

[hheynow]

Redneck humor continued...

A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver "Got any I.D. ?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"


Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.


A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow...
but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

 

[JLDickmon]

You will never

party this hard.

 

[nmu1974]

A couple had been dating for some time, and decided they should get married.

They had a long conversation regarding finances, living arrangements, and sexual relationship.

The groom to be asked the bride to be, "How do you feel about sex?"

She replied, "Oh, I like to have it infrequently".

He thought about her answer, and quickly asked, "Was that one word or two?"

 

[Zookie400]

zing! i get it!