95_stroker
Jefe
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, .............................
but the reception was excellent.
but the reception was excellent.
Joke of the day
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Jefe
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, .........................
but don't start Anything."
but don't start Anything."
95_stroker
Jefe
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
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Jefe
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Jefe
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
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Jefe
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Jefe
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."
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Jefe
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
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Jefe
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
95_stroker
Jefe
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
