Joke of the day

[ForumBlue]

Mujibar

Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration.

The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except
one. Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the United States of
America."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it
up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon help desk.

I talked to him yesterday!

 

[ForumBlue]

New to the oldest profession. (WARNING adult content!!)

I cleaned it up the best I could but it still may not be suitable for some.
Especially the youngins..... Brent.

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A new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.

She said "well, he was a big muscular and handsome marine".

"Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked.

She said " I told him that a straight was $100, but he said he didn't have that much".

"So I told him that oral would be $75, but he didn't have that much either".

"Finally I said, well, how much do you have"?

The marine said that he only had $25.

The new hooker said "well, for $25 all I can do is service you by hand"

He agreed and after getting the finances straight, she said "he pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then the second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand..."

"Oh my god" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge, then what did you do?"

"I loaned him $75!" she said.

 

[W4RLR]

A visual funny

You have to see this one. It will make you think twice about using a "portable facility"!

Outhouse turns into elevator and boogie board

The dialog is in Japanese, but who needs to listen to the narration...the visuals are hilarious!

 

[W4RLR]

Your mother always told you that rock and roll was Satanic!

Another interesting site, lyrics of popular rock songs played backwards...
Reversed song lyrics

 

[RoyBoy]

You have to see this one. It will make you think twice about using a "portable facility"!

Outhouse turns into elevator and boogie board

The dialog is in Japanese, but who needs to listen to the narration...the visuals are hilarious!

 

[95_stroker]

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names with small American flags mounted on either side of it.

The seven year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the Pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex."

"Good morning, Pastor," the boy replied, still focused on the plaque. Then he asked, "Pastor, what is this?"

The pastor said, "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."

Soberly they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear, asked:

"Which service: the 9:45 or the 11:15?"

 

[powerboatr]

A picture is worth a thousand words

sacred cow burgers

 

[powerboatr]

one more hilarious one

you will laugh

 

[zr1pete]

This Is How The Story Goes........

5,000 years ago Moses said, "pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount your camel and I shall lead you to the promised land."

200-plus years ago George Washington said, "Get off your ass, use your shovel, clear the land, grow tobacco plants for camels and it will be the promised land."

Last week the Congress of the United States said: "Si, Amigos, throw away your shovels, sit on your ass, light your camels, we're giving you the promised land."

 

[BamaSixGun]

You have to see this one. It will make you think twice about using a "portable facility"!

Outhouse turns into elevator and boogie board

The dialog is in Japanese, but who needs to listen to the narration...the visuals are hilarious!

i haven't laughed that hard in along time, thanks.