Joke of the day

[drchris1024]

A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have a
> 22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"
>
> The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never
> misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead
of
> his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver.
>
> He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell
> dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody
else
> shot the beaver."
The doctor said, "My point exactly".


>

 

[dpantazis]

The 15 most hard to find Christmas gifts

I have had one of those days that probably ranks in top 10 worst of all time- so excuse me and mod this out if its inappropriate.

 

[BamaSixGun]

whatabudro needs this for Xmas

 

[BamaSixGun]

this is what rich got for xmas as a kid.

 

[WD40]

What every man wants for Christmas

http://www.fototime.com/29C23ADE158A4D7/standard.jpg

 

[Deviant Diesel]

HAHA, that's freakin great!! I'll take 2 please, you know, in case I misplace one.

 

[happeetxn]

So ummmmm where, uhhh where do I pick one of these things up from????

 

[BamaSixGun]

where is the "i have a headache" deleter button.

 

[no-red 6 0]

i'll take 2
great stocking stuffers

 

[02SilverStroke]

Bout Dark

Yesterday when I went to Louisiana to get my Mom for Christmas, I saw a sign in the "little wide place in the road" near where I grew up (I think the town has about 100 residents now) that said "Community Party Dec 30 Bout Dark". It didn't specify 6 PM, 7 PM, etc., just "bout dark".