To the kids born in the 40's, 50's and 60's

[jenmarent]

Here is more I learned as a kid: Armadillo's will explode at close range with a 12 gauge shotgun. Wild hogs with russian in them are not big pot belly pigs (had to stay in a tree for over 2 hours on that one). DO NOT pop the clutch on the old tri pod tractors when trying to pull out a stump. Cat's do not like to swim. Mazada hatchbacks do not climb trees to well. Lysol spray on a cat's rearend is alot of fun to watch. I just hope my kids get to have as much fun as I did.

Feed Cat Ex-Lax, Scrub cat's butt with brillo Pad Pour Acetone on Butt and Toss in 2 Old Lesbians Front Door and Ruuuunnnnn
Also Flushed 5 M-80 Fireworks (Illegal in Texas) Down Toilets at School
Man did it Piss the Girls off when it back flushed-mad

 

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Speaking of russian boar...........

I found out on my first ever archery hunt that a 300# hog traveling ~ 25mph while being chased by dogs in the high grass will sail clean under you if you jump straight up in the air..........


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[Black_Mamba]

Yes sir they sure will. They'll also take out your driver's side door or passenger. Which ever one really pissed them off the most.