Runnin' Block

[Scarlet_Nape]

I don't know if any of you have heard Toby Keith's new song, but it is freakin' hilarious!!!

Here are the lyrics, but if you get a chance, you need to hear the actual song:

"Runnin' Block"

My buddy said his girlfriend is as pretty as can be
He said help a brother out tonight and come double date with me
She's gotta a baby sister and they're headed into town
They're lookin' for a good time
They're fun to be around

I said what do she look like?
He scratched his head and stated
"She was a home comin' football queen before she graduated.
We'll wine and dine and do 'em fine
and really double date 'em
Then take 'em back to the motel six and
Try to seperate 'em.

They showed up in a pick up
They were right on time
His was kinda heafty
But not half as big as mine

I'm runnin' block
Turn the lights down low
Runnin' block
Don't want know one to know
That I tried to drink her skinny but she's still about 215
Sometimes you got to bow up
And take one for the team

She cleaned her plate at dinner
Then she ate what's left of mine
Then she wolfed down a big cheesecake as I drank all the wine
She strolled out to the padio for an after dinner cig
I said "Bro you done 'er this time and gonna owe me big

You know why?
'Cuz my brother's havin' a party
Thought you outta know
He's got coeds swimmin naked

 

[Tail_Gunner]

I think I heard that one on Bob & Tom. Toby Keith has been on their radio show several times. Some of the tunes Toby comes up with like "I'll never smoke weed with Willy again!" are awesome hillarious.

 

[Crumm]

New ?? That has been out for a while now

 

[powerboatr]

the best is at my old office the Nice Heafty lady heard it playing on my computer and didnt understand....... I just smiled,

 

[Scarlet_Nape]

New ?? That has been out for a while now

I guess new to me. I haven't heard it on the radio around here, but I heard it on the wife's XM the other day.