New rules for 2006

powerboatr

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BIG JOE said:
It shall be against the Rules, for Anyone, who has a Bolt thru thier lip, a Ring in thier nose, or for that matter: >ANY< metal objects, stuck thru, in, or around thier Face..... to Take Menu Orders, Serve, or collect Money... for Food items.
Amen
nothing worse than some chick with junk in her face , trying to not drool delivering food. UCKy
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your are on a roll
35 , what you dotn like pepe the piss boy handing you a towel? :)
37, i would say the same thing. one lucky guy, emotionally scarred, i dont think so
i remeber when i was 13, adrean barbou (spelling) was the hotty to lust after
even in swamp thing
 
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Rule #41: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly
sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating, because
watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting.
What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that. It's
called "The Howard Stern Show."
 

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I am running out of ideas. You guys need to help me out.

When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in
months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I
didn't really care in the first place.
 

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whatabudro said:
Crumm you are out of control.
How did you know? On the Jetcraft and RiverJet forums my user name is out-a-Control. My wife says thats how I drive when on the river, she may be right:dunno



Rule # ?? I lost count: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.
 

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This one is going to open me up for attack and flaming but heck I have my :crumm bag to hide me from all attackers.


Rule #101: Only put your signature line in the first post you do in each thread. We don't need to read about your truck 37 times in the same thread do we? Just imagine if I had my signature line in all the posts I have made in this thread. It would be twice as long as it is and would have twice as much worthless crap in it as it does now and that is a lot. Just uncheck the box that says "Show your signature" when you have already shown your signature in a thread. :2c :crumm
 

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Crumm said:
This one is going to open me up for attack and flaming but heck I have my :crumm bag to hide me from all attackers.


Rule #101: Only put your signature line in the first post you do in each thread. We don't need to read about your truck 37 times in the same thread do we? Just imagine if I had my signature line in all the posts I have made in this thread. It would be twice as long as it is and would have twice as much worthless crap in it as it does now and that is a lot. Just uncheck the box that says "Show your signature" when you have already shown your signature in a thread. :2c :crumm

we can do that :woo
i have seen some nice cheeses at 27 months:roflmao
sounds like somebody needs a HUG, wheres hoss
 
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Rule #105: No more picking on Hoss. Just because he collects baseball cards(see post number 45) does not mean we need to harass him. :sorry
 

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Crumm said:
Rule #105: No more picking on Hoss. Just because he collects baseball cards(see post number 45) does not mean we need to harass him. :sorry

:roflmao
did you see jay leno last night?
he had a thing about how fast food places sponsor movies junk
he said the movie broke back mountain is there latest push and the sandwhich is...


wait



the meatnormous :roflmao :roflmao

whoops left the sig on
 

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BIG JOE said:
It shall be against the Rules, for Anyone, who has a Bolt thru thier lip, a Ring in thier nose, or for that matter: >ANY< metal objects, stuck thru, in, or around thier Face..... to Take Menu Orders, Serve, or collect Money... for Food items.


I've got to disagree with that one--in certain instances, I think a small nose stud or eyebrow ring on a woman can be kind of cute. Mind you, those instances are few and far between, but on the right woman, with the appropriately small stud (i.e., not a 35-carat piece of bling), some non-ear body jewelry can be quite attractive.
 

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