powerboatr
living well in Texas
Sis sent me a good one for MOnday
Monkey & the Lizard
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and
looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! what are you doing?"
The monkey says, "smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few
tokes together.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and that he's going to
Get a drink from the river.
The lizard climbs down the tree, ditty bops on thru the jungle to the
River and leans over the river to get his drink. Well, the lizard is so stoned
that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the
side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree and
smoking a joint with the monkey and got too stoned and then fell into the
river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he's gotta check this hippie monkey out and walks off
into the jungle where he finds the tree where the monkey is still sitting
and toking on the joint.
He looks up and says "hey you!"
The Monkey looks down and says, " #$$%^@@ dude.............how much
water did you drink?!
Monkey & the Lizard
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and
looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! what are you doing?"
The monkey says, "smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few
tokes together.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and that he's going to
Get a drink from the river.
The lizard climbs down the tree, ditty bops on thru the jungle to the
River and leans over the river to get his drink. Well, the lizard is so stoned
that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the
side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree and
smoking a joint with the monkey and got too stoned and then fell into the
river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he's gotta check this hippie monkey out and walks off
into the jungle where he finds the tree where the monkey is still sitting
and toking on the joint.
He looks up and says "hey you!"
The Monkey looks down and says, " #$$%^@@ dude.............how much
water did you drink?!
