KITTENS

[XTrmXJ]

a little bit of Vodca mixed with warm milk for the kitten before you go to bed, Or Nyquil works

 

[Hoss 350]

22 rim fire
mole pellets
plastic bag

Why waste the money on bullets, pellets, or bags. I have one word for you...

HAMMER. 'Nuff said.

Actually, the advice to throw it across the room is not horrible advice, as long as you do so with restraint and are careful not to hurt it too bad. It will learn pretty quick that jumping on humans at night directly equates to a one-way, non-stop flight across the room into the closet door, and it will stop doing it.

The other option is to be a total weener and shoot it with a water gun whenever it does things you don't like. That teaches them pretty quick, too, but then you don't get the satidfaction of inflicting pain on it after it claws your face in the middle of the night.

The best option of all, however, is one you've already apparently decided not to take, which is to not get a cat in the first place.

 

[XTrmXJ]

Throw the cat on whomever brought it into the house

 

[BIG JOE]

The Squirt Gun works.

Our Cat (Bob) & Dog (Burt) are well aware of my Squirt Gun. They have both been trained by it. It's an "Association" thing:

For Bob: Attack anything ? Get Squirted.... Big Time.

For Burt: Go Psyco cuz the Door Bell rings ? git Nailed... Big, Big Time.

After a Crash Course in Aqua Animal Behaviour Modification.... When they feel the need, or wanta.... Bob takes his Ring-Tailed azz out back, and attacks something/anything, but not us. Door Bell rings ? Burt haulz his little Pure Breed (Kinardly) azz out back'n barks at something/anything, but not the UPS guy.

All is quiet and peacefull IN-SIDE the Casa de Big Joe. Day & Nite

I load it, show it to'm.... they go to the places they like and "Chill", all the while, keep'n an occational eye on the Squirt gun.



JOE

Works well in the RV too.

 

[powerboatr]

The Squirt Gun works.

Our Cat (Bob) & Dog (Burt) are well aware of my Squirt Gun. They have both been trained by it. It's an "Association" thing:

For Bob: Attack anything ? Get Squirted.... Big Time.

For Burt: Go Psyco cuz the Door Bell rings ? git Nailed... Big, Big Time.

After a Crash Course in Aqua Animal Behaviour Modification.... When they feel the need, or wanta.... Bob takes his Ring-Tailed azz out back, and attacks something/anything, but not us. Door Bell rings ? Burt haulz his little Pure Breed (Kinardly) azz out back'n barks at something/anything, but not the UPS guy.

All is quiet and peacefull IN-SIDE the Casa de Big Joe. Day & Nite

I load it, show it to'm.... they go to the places they like and "Chill", all the while, keep'n an occational eye on the Squirt gun.



JOE

Works well in the RV too.

we used the squirter to for a while its amazing, but the shock collar buzzer is best for the puppy

 

[Scarlet_Nape]

we used the squirter to for a while its amazing, but the shock collar buzzer is best for the puppy

Robert,

Do they make one for wives?!!!JK

John

 

[94f450sd]

My humane suggestion is to just toss it across the room. Every time it comes back, toss it a little bit harder. It'll eventually get the message. Otherwise, take it out into the garage with you when you change the coolant in your truck. Just don't let your girlfriend see the marshmallows floating in the pan.....

im with this guy.i cant stand cats.my mothers cats run from me.the one the wife had has met the front windows many times till she got rid of it.it wouldnt go through the glass though -mad

 

[powerboatr]

Robert,

Do they make one for wives?!!!JK

John

i know they make em for daughter-in-law

 

[02SilverStroke]

The squirt gun is the best. We use a squirt bottle for the dogs (mini Schnauzers). My son uses one for his mini Schnauzers too. Usually they see it being picked up and they get quiet in a hurry. I usually add a few squirts for good measure. I'm not much for cats, they make my allergies go bonkers. You probably need to have the cat declawed. That might take some of the "fight" out of him.

 

[Hoss 350]

The Squirt Gun works.

Our Cat (Bob) & Dog (Burt) are well aware of my Squirt Gun. They have both been trained by it. It's an "Association" thing:

For Bob: Attack anything ? Get Squirted.... Big Time.

For Burt: Go Psyco cuz the Door Bell rings ? git Nailed... Big, Big Time.

After a Crash Course in Aqua Animal Behaviour Modification.... When they feel the need, or wanta.... Bob takes his Ring-Tailed azz out back, and attacks something/anything, but not us. Door Bell rings ? Burt haulz his little Pure Breed (Kinardly) azz out back'n barks at something/anything, but not the UPS guy.

All is quiet and peacefull IN-SIDE the Casa de Big Joe. Day & Nite

I load it, show it to'm.... they go to the places they like and "Chill", all the while, keep'n an occational eye on the Squirt gun.



JOE

Works well in the RV too.

Now that I see so many of the guys on here that I respect the most saying they use a squirt gun, I want to make sure tht my "total weener" remark was completely and totally in jest...