drchris1024
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>Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are
met
>by St. Peter, He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that
the
>Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you
wish
>to be."
>
> The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's
gone.
>
> The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone.
>
> The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
>
> St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who" he asks?
>
> "Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
>
> St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just
doesn't
>ring a bell."
>
> The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St.
Peter.
>
> He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and
>says....
>
> "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid
by
>1,400 men in 6 months."
met
>by St. Peter, He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that
the
>Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you
wish
>to be."
>
> The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's
gone.
>
> The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone.
>
> The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
>
> St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who" he asks?
>
> "Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
>
> St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just
doesn't
>ring a bell."
>
> The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St.
Peter.
>
> He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and
>says....
>
> "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid
by
>1,400 men in 6 months."
