The "burn it trying" isn't funny, either. I burnt the farm's '90 F350 chassis cab w 7.3/ 5 speed after doing brake work. I think I left a rag soaked with fluid under the master cylinder. Got 2 miles from home, the smoke started whisping from under the hood, stopped at the neighbor's, he came fling in, thought the farm was on fire.
Long story short, couldn't get the hood open. Well, the FD did, with a 6' bar.
Had a new paint job on it, too.
Boy, do I miss that truck
It was the worst telling pa what I did to it that night (I was 19)
I now carry a 5 lb extinguisher in my truck at all times, just in case...