Christmas carols

[happeetxn]

When you read the following Christmas Carols please remember that I work part time on a psyche unit.
Merry Christmas

Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

• 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

• 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

• 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

• 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

• 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and
Trees and.....

• 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

• 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting you on an
Open Fire

• 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, & Maybe I'll Tell You Why

• 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the
froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

• 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells,

 

[BamaSixGun]

jingle bells,

shot gun shells,

granny had a gun,

shot me in the underwear,

and, boy, did i run.

 

[Roland_Jenkins]

I'm going Carole'ing tonight

 

[94f450sd]

HEY!!! 5 and 9 fit me perfectly!!!

 

[W4RLR]

Oh, you better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is...
















DEAD!

5,7, and 9 fit me to a "T". Funny, 579 sounds like the name of a petite women's clothing store!

 

[W4RLR]

I'm going Carole'ing tonight

Does Carole know about your plans for the evening?

 

[powerboatr]

i am on way to caroling

 

[02SilverStroke]

Sometimes I hear the coyotes in our area when they are caroling!!!
Sometimes the neighborhood dogs (including my German Shepherd) want to join the chorus.

 

[bling821]

Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
Batmobile lost a wheel,
and Joker got away!

The batmobile must have been a dodge.

 

[W4RLR]

Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to drive,
and smoke a Chevrolet, hey!