Crumm
Fordoholic
Last Saturday when me and a buddy got back from Bullwinkle hunting we were at the local Freddie's fueling up the boat. While fueling a old fart came around the end of the fuel island towing a trailer that was obviously too long for his level of experience. I told my buddy that he looked like a wreck waiting to happen especially since he was on his cell phone . Well he somehow managed to miss the back of my boat as he went around. As I tuned to my buddy and said that was a surprise that he missed my boat the whole truck and boat lurched. I walked to the front of my buddy's new 06' F350 PSD to find this guys trailer embedded in the grill guard. The old fart gets out with his cell phone still in hand and asks if we are OK. I cannot repeat what I told him but it had to do with where his phone needed to be hung up. Good part of the story is that the heavy duty grill guard only suffered a minor cosmetic blemish but the side of the idiots boat and trailer fender were in need of some serious repair. As he drove off he was back on the phone and about took the hood off another car. Strangest part was that this guy had to have been at least 70 years old.