a public service announcement!!

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Due to increasing products liability litigation, American
liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that
the following warning labels be placed immediately on all
varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are Whispering when you are not.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a idiot.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell
your friends Over and over again that you love them.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think
you can sing.

 

[hheynow]

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think
your brakes will work while airborne

 

[02SilverStroke]

Have you all heard Brad Paisley's song "Alcohol"? It's really hilarious, telling about what alcohol can do to someone. The funniest part is where alcohol says "....helping white people dance".

 

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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think
your brakes will work while airborne

just to clear things up alcohol was not involved in that act of stupidity