You know you're a redneck when.............

[Maxtor]

I thought that on every corner down south they had a guy named Bubba who could help you with that washer.

I hear that Yankees do not have washers,,, when their clothes get dirty, they just go out and steal some new ones...

Of course I am a southerner at heart.

 

[BamaSixGun]

things always slide better when you have a plastic box liner....atleast you put your tailgate down.... ....

Ya'll crazy if you think I would go to the scrap iron place in "My precious truck!"

Ain't no way, I took it in my Dad's '84 Chevy p/u.

 

[Tbar]

wait.......how are you going to wash your clothes now??????

He will figure out tomorrow that the clothes were still in the washer......


Tbar

 

[architect-builder]

.............you position your scrap so when you gas it in reverse and hit the brakes, it slides out real nice & smooth

I was always partial to:

"You know your a Redneck when someone yells "Hoedown" and your date hits the floor."

Barrett

 

[02SilverStroke]

I was always partial to:

"You know your a Redneck when someone yells "Hoedown" and your date hits the floor."

Barrett

I guess that my favorite is "You know you're a Redneck when going to the bathroom requires shoes and a flashlight". Actually have been there, done that lots of times.

 

[bears4x4]

family joke

fav so far cuz it happened to my dad.... you know your a redneck when you mow the yard and find a car

 

[mwalls54]

Why in the world would you throw away a perfectly good flower pot

 

[JLDickmon]

Bama got a new bass boat while he was at the dump...

Later on this afternoon, he's taking the cat to the vet...

 

[fordtrucker4life!]

Bama got a new bass boat while he was at the dump...

Later on this afternoon, he's taking the cat to the vet...

there are some others like the redneck harley, grill, guest bedrooms and more

 

[bears4x4]

what the hell , thats some funny ****