02SilverStroke
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If nothing is supposed to stick to Teflon, how does the Teflon stick to the pan?
Why is it when you drop a piece of buttered toast, it always lands butter side down on the floor?
"No, we just got fed up with the stinking bastage and buried him in spite of his protests!"Here's a strange one that I used to hear when growing up in an extremely small community in Louisiana: (Two women talking) First woman - "Old 'John Doe' was buried yesterday." Second woman - "Did he die?".