What the?!!! things that make you go hhmmm

[Frankenstien]

So I was sitting here thinking to my self... need to Send Bill, Bryan, and TBar some beer from the North West... so how does one do this... First stop USPS .com look in the Prohibited items field.. yup, no shipping of Beer, alcohol... kinda figuered that but what else I read makes problably all of Federal Felons... Next stop UPS... Then Fed-Ex..
did you know it was Illeagle to ship via USPS:
· Alcoholic beverages (e.g. beer, wine, spirits)
· Animals, Eggs, Larva, Live insects, Live spiders
· Antiques or Fine Art of works of Art
· Bullion what the hell... no soup for me?...
· Collectible and/or irreplaceable items (any item worth more than its original purchase price or that is not commonly available.)
· Credit Cards (Non-activated other than financial institutions)
· Currency remember that Birthday Money From Grand Ma...
· Dangerous goods, hazardous or combustible materials including asbestos as defined by IATA or by applicable sea or road transport regulations.
· Drugs/Narcotics (illegal)
· Firearms, parts thereof and ammunition
· Furs (s) and Ivory and Endangered Animal
· Human remains (including ashes)
· Industrial Diamonds/Carbon
· Jewelry Remember that decoder watch from Ovalteen...
· Medical samples (e.g. diagnostic specimens, blood, urine, bodily fluids, tissue samples)
· Money Orders not issued by the U.S. Postal Service or a financial institution Rember how you paid for that watch from Ovalteen
· Negotiable instruments (See Page 6 for Additional UNACCEPTABLE Commodities)
· Pornography So how did those Playboys get delivered..
· Perishable items (e.g. flowers, dry ice, foodstuffs, items requiring temperature control or Special handling, plants)
· Plants
· Precious Metals and Stones
· Tickets (Blank Stock)

 

[Frankenstien]

Well ups is out...

(h) The only alcoholic beverages that UPS accepts for transportation are wine and beer. Packages containing wine and beer are accepted for transportation only from shippers who are licensed and authorized under applicable laws to ship alcohol and only on a contractual basis.

 

[DaveBen]

Playboy is not pornographic, so that does not apply.

Dave

 

[Frankenstien]

Fed Ex is out too... Guess I'll just have to drive it down there myself.... See you guys in July....

"Playboy is not pornographic, so that does not apply."

Try telling that to my wife...... :-D

 

[Tbar]

LOL.................

Call FTD and see if they will deliver beer instead of flowers.


Tbar

 

[ranger boy]

These days Playboy is rated PG-13 compared to what there is

 

[DavidJ]

Yea, but it's art Dave so it's still out!

 

[95_stroker]

· Bullion what the hell... no soup for me?...

I believe they are talking gold(or other precious metals), not chicken.

 

[Tail_Gunner]

Playboy is not pornographic, so that does not apply. Dave

I agree 100%

All those naked chics are definately works of art.
and since you can't send a naked chic through the mail, all you can do is send a picture of said works of art.

 

[whatabudro]

Fed Ex is out too... Guess I'll just have to drive it down there myself.... See you guys in July....

What about May for the Rally?