what do retired rednecks do on a slow Friday

[jvencius]

i guess its being one of the few yankees here, i gotta ask,

what does the sign say in the first picture?

It looks like a "This Tree Was Cut Down By the Acme Tree Cutting-Down Company" (or something to that effect) sign...

 

[powerboatr]

i guess its being one of the few yankees here, i gotta ask,

what does the sign say in the first picture?

i will second the stump pulling idea. you have the tow boss right? PULL IT!

dp

dennis
it said wyatt woodworking
he was the horses rear area that owned the first tree that fell on my place
he used to own that plot of land, but it got repoed so i bought it
first thing to go was the stupid building, then the tree
next will be burning of said trees and leveling the ground for a real nice garden for this year.
after the stump gives up some i will try to pull it but the last one was burired deep with roots and i bouhgt dug to china with the rear wheels
here are two of the stump this morning and one of the next victims

 

[Crumm]

They sure dont take typing classes, thats for sure.

Now that there is I don't care who you are.

 

[Crumm]

the last one was buried deep with roots and I about dug to china with the rear wheels

The "Tow Boss" met her match eh? Need a srw 4x4 to come help ya out?

 

[Tbar]

I would suggest a stump grinder but that would take all the fun out of trying to burn it......................


Tbar

 

[fordtrucker4life!]

Anything could help him out. You know how those rednecks are, if there isn't someone there to help them think then bad stuff starts happening.

 

[powerboatr]

Anything could help him out. You know how those rednecks are, if there isn't someone there to help them think then bad stuff starts happening.

yes sir
i sat right down
took out my teeth
and pondered (thats think for the northern folks)
call a stump grinder?
NOPE this is East Texas
folks dont show up to work
set it afire?
yep
killed two birds with one stone (fire)
skeeters went somewheres else and now we got a big hole in the ground

 

[battinthecat]

Heres my 2 cents. Build small fire in stump with match light charcoal. When charcoal starts to turn white add 4 to 5 pieces firewood on top. Wait 5 to 10 minutes. Fire up leaf blower, stand back and slowly increase air flow. Stump will not last 2 hours. End of leaf blower might melt or facial hair may get singhed, if so back up in small increments. In one hour fire will be hot enough to burn a wet mule, hour and a half a cast iron bath tub. Good luck.

 

[fordtrucker4life!]

yes sir
i sat right down
took out my teeth
and pondered (thats think for the northern folks)
call a stump grinder?
NOPE this is East Texas
folks dont show up to work
set it afire?
yep
killed two birds with one stone (fire)
skeeters went somewheres else and now we got a big hole in the ground

You should have seen the red neck I had to work with at the old Rouge steel plant. He was a true riot and we never stopped rollin' all day long. He showed us the difference between a red neck and a hillbilly by taking out his teeth OMG I almost died.

 

[acjjkamp]

if all else fails, a couple sticks of dynamite and a rebel yell oughta do it