Well, I guess I'm at that age!!!

[Tbar]

If they hand you a script for a gal jug of colon-blow and tell you ya gotta drink it before the exam the procedure will be the easy part............

Now if they hand you a script for a one quart bottle of the new stuff then you it won't be so bad.


Tbar

 

[happeetxn]

Kent,
As a medical professional let me say the procedure is very straight forward. If they don't use the scope they will use their whole arm. I just hope your doctor has thin arms!!!!!!
Craig

 

[jharvey]

My dad just had this done a week ago, follow up from previous surgery, they gave him the new cleanser this go around and he said it was much more tolerable than the old chalky MoM type stuff, but the ver-sed they gave him made everything tolerable

Good luck Kent, I hope everything comes out ok for ya (pun intended )

 

[BamaSixGun]

"yes nurse, i'm ready to begin.......................go ahead and apply the lubricant in my right hand.................oh my, what in the world is goin on up in here..........................OH, i know whats wrong.......................his exhaust back pressure valve is closed"

 

[hheynow]

"...his exhaust back pressure valve is closed"

I resemble that remark...literally.

 

[W4RLR]

Do you know what a proctoscope is used for?

LOOKING UP YOUR FRIENDS!

 

[hheynow]

Do you know what a proctoscope is used for?

LOOKING UP YOUR FRIENDS!

I thought that's what the phone book was for.

 

[Scarlet_Nape]

Just make sure the doc doesn't have both hands on your shoulders during the procedure!!

 

[Tx_Atty]

This article says to say "go slow doc!" - I dont like the sound of that either!

 

[Tail_Gunner]

Just make sure the doc doesn't have both hands on your shoulders during the procedure!!

Years ago when I was still in the Air Force, everybody on flight status had to get an annual flight phyical. Part of the annual physical was a prostate exam. Well, there was a story going around about a doc with a sense of humor. Alledgedly, this flight surgeon had a rubber glove filled with sand. When he would have you bend over the exam table, he would place one hand on your shoulder, put the glove with the sand on your other shoulder and proceed with the exam.

Do you know what a proctoscope is used for?

Is that anything like the "Butt-cam" they have in the rectalography dept?