US launches attack

02SilverStroke

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scoutman77 said:
has to be 72 because anyone whos been married knows that at any given time at least 70 of them will have a head ache!!:doh: :innocent
I guess you all heard this joke that's been around awhile: Osama bin Laden died and went to heaven. As soon as he got there, George Washington met him and beat the crap out of him, saying "that's for what your people did to the US on 9/11." Then Thomas Jefferson came up and said "same goes for me" and beat him up again. Then came James Madison, James Monroe, and others, in all 68 VIRGINIANS!!! Then they said to Osama, " and you thought you were going to have 72 VIRGINS!!!!"
 

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yesterday i read that everybody alive today will be paying $20,000 towards taxes because of the war, including if a baby was born today, they are going to be paying that towards taxes specifically for the war
 

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2005Diesel said:
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yesterday i read that everybody alive today will be paying $20,000 towards taxes because of the war, including if a baby was born today, they are going to be paying that towards taxes specifically for the war

that was a little off
i think my tax bill should about cover it


:roflmao :roflmao :roflmao :roflmao
got any spare change
 

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based on a low estimate of 250,000,000 people in the US (not including in utero) that is 5 Trillion dollars for the war. Somehow I doubt it...
 

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Git'r Dun... boyz'n girls. Git'r Dun.

Read in the parer yesterday: A guy was arrested in Afganastan for converting to Christain beliefs..... Kinda shows what the World is up against.

Took us, and many other countries, a few years to get started too. Freedom is NOT free... and it's not instant.

We can't hide behind our oceans anymore.
 

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