02SilverStroke
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I guess you all heard this joke that's been around awhile: Osama bin Laden died and went to heaven. As soon as he got there, George Washington met him and beat the crap out of him, saying "that's for what your people did to the US on 9/11." Then Thomas Jefferson came up and said "same goes for me" and beat him up again. Then came James Madison, James Monroe, and others, in all 68 VIRGINIANS!!! Then they said to Osama, " and you thought you were going to have 72 VIRGINS!!!!"scoutman77 said:has to be 72 because anyone whos been married knows that at any given time at least 70 of them will have a head ache!!