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True Friendship
Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got lucky.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. When we are working on your PSD and the wrench I am pulling on slips and busts you in the mouth. I will laugh while you do the chicken dance of pain and I will rib you about it for quite some time.
Friendship is like peeing your pants * everyone can see it, but only You can feel the true warmth.
Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got lucky.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. When we are working on your PSD and the wrench I am pulling on slips and busts you in the mouth. I will laugh while you do the chicken dance of pain and I will rib you about it for quite some time.
Friendship is like peeing your pants * everyone can see it, but only You can feel the true warmth.
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while you do the chicken dance of pain and rib you about it for quite some time, 
