True American

[jharvey]

It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only I don't see it as Humor, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem In ENGLISH .

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

 

[powerboatr]

dats me

and you may add, true americans know the last line to the national anthem is not "play ball" or "Gentlemen start your engines"

 

[haulin8or]

Well said John!

 

[whatabudro]

 

[RenoF250]

It should be legal to whack someone upside the head for leaving their hat on during the National Anthem.

 

[jharvey]

It should be legal to whack someone upside the head for leaving their hat on during the National Anthem.

It Isn't

I have done that more times than I can count, and even chased a-holes who do not stop for funeral processions -mad

 

[oi8228oi]

too bad we dont have more true Americans in America

 

[F350DRW1]

I follow your list to a Tee...and hold doors open for folks, help people change tires, give money to good causes, etc. etc. etc.....but my neck is so red its turning purple. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Nothing wrong with being a red neck.

 

[ranger boy]

Wow, that's a relief, I follow all of those. About the funeral thing that's just an annoying move, I hate that crap more than anything.


Seems like I'm the only one of my friends who would do the last dollar thing though. Maybe I'm just mehchure!!!!



I always respect my elders, my pops is the only one that I might exclude from that, we act like best buddies, but when he says something it's done.