Humor The Rapture (that wasn't)

[JLDickmon]

I was going to have every family member lay out a change of clothes in the front yard.. making it look like we had all been taken in the Rapture last Saturday..

my wife said it was a bad idea..

I went over to my neighbors house the next morning..
was really awkward when he confronted me at the door with his TV in my arms..
he apparently didn't get taken in the Rapture, either...

 

[powerboatr]

 

[02SilverStroke]

Good one!!!

Letterman, Leno, and others should have lots of fun in their monologues tonight.

 

[trackspeeder]

 

[Stroked68]

Wonder what goes through their mind when they plan for YEARS for this event and nothin comes YET AGAIN!

 

[DaveBen]

YOU too can be a religious nut announcer!!!

Dave

 

[02SilverStroke]

You can now mark your calendars for October 21. The reverend has reset the date because he is now saying that May 21 was a day of "spiritual awakening". He's also saying that he's not going to be selling or giving away any of his assets ahead of time. Evidently some of his "followers" are better believers than him.

 

[Tail_Gunner]

Last Friday at work, a couple of my co-workers were talking about the "rapture" that was going to happen.





I asked one of the guys if I could have his tool box.

 

[02SilverStroke]

I asked one of the guys if I could have his tool box.

What did he say? Hopefully you have a new tool box.

 

[powerboatr]

you know what might have happened?
the rapture did take place and we are all such bad people, that none of were picked up on the starting team.

or maybe our lives are so good its actually heaven and we just haven't grasped it yet.