Kids need to be dropped from a two story window.
On Feb. 20, he was strapped to an army-man parachute and dropped from a second-story window. Three days later, the hamster was placed inside his glow-in-the-dark run-about ball and pushed down a flight of stairs. Both acts occurred with no parents in the vicinity and were never brought to trial.
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I know it is only a hamster, but am I the only one to pick up on animal cruelty?