Humor Shoplifter who gets run over twice by her getaway car

[Dogman]

CAPE CORAL, Fla. - Authorities are looking for a shoplifter who was run over twice by her getaway car after stealing $1,200 worth of designer purses from a Cape Coral store. A T.J. Maxx security guard told police she saw a woman stuff six designer Dooney & Bourke purses into her pants Tuesday morning and walk out of the store. The guard said she was confronting the woman when a car pulled up.

A report said the shoplifter tried to get into the vehicle but fell out and was run over by the car. She then got up and jumped onto the hood of the car. As the car was driving away, the report said the woman fell off and was run over again. On her third attempt, she finally made it into the vehicle.

Police are using the car's license plate and a check the woman dropped to track her down.

 

[Scooter]

Sounds like a pretty shallow gene pool, and she must have dove in.

 

[kingkevindavid]

Sounds like a pretty shallow gene pool, and she must have dove in.

I think that sums it up

 

[02SilverStroke]

Heeeeeerrrrree's your sign!!!!!!!!! - Bill Engvall

Oh well, you can't fix stupid!!!! - Ron White

Here's a new Jeff Foxworthy line - If you get run over by your car after shoplifting, you might be a redneck!!!!!

Larry the Cable Guy would probably say that this was his fat sister with warts with her spandex too tight.