so the other day Im driving to have the doctor gripe at me about my cholesterol level and Im in the middle lane on a 3 lane road. Some dipstick in a scion coupe with the over-sized fart can on the back comes flying through lanes to be first at the next red light. He pulls up next to me right on the bumper of the car in front of him. My phone rings and I reach down to get it (yes, I know) and as I say hello, the Scion moves directly into my lane and BAM! hits my front left corner. I did manage to hit the brake and the horn as I saw him coming but to no avail. This little dip-wad goes into the 3 lane swerve session for a second or so, regains control and moves right. We both turn into the next parking lot and get out. I was waiting to see what he had to say before I started telling him what a dill-hole he was but he immediately says "Im sorry, that was entirely my fault. I did not look." 
Not expecting that, I immediately cooled down and did not say a word. I go to my front end to look at the damage and have to start laughing. I need to back up just a little, I took out his right rear taillight and ripped his bumper into an L shape so I was expecting damage to my front end. NOT! I had to laugh to myself just a little but the only thing to my truck was a small scuff mark on the ranchhand grill guard and a small piece of his taillight stuck on. I said "I have no damage and Im late for a doctor appt. If you need me, here is my phone number. Im sorry you banged up your car." and left. I chuckled all the way to the doctor. Too bad about his car but maybe he learned that necks are for pivoting your head.
Not expecting that, I immediately cooled down and did not say a word. I go to my front end to look at the damage and have to start laughing. I need to back up just a little, I took out his right rear taillight and ripped his bumper into an L shape so I was expecting damage to my front end. NOT! I had to laugh to myself just a little but the only thing to my truck was a small scuff mark on the ranchhand grill guard and a small piece of his taillight stuck on. I said "I have no damage and Im late for a doctor appt. If you need me, here is my phone number. Im sorry you banged up your car." and left. I chuckled all the way to the doctor. Too bad about his car but maybe he learned that necks are for pivoting your head.
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