New rules for 2006

[obonaventure]

Rule 1

I already know what the captain of the football team is doing
these days: mowing my lawn.

 

[BIG JOE]

Rule # 82: A Penny saved shall not be concidered to be, a Government Oversite.

Rule # 83: Tattoo Parlers will have all Females sign a letter of understanding that.... That little Dove they want on their Boob... will eventualy look like a Ptaradactyl, near thier Bellybutton.

 

[ranger boy]

Rule # 82: A Penny saved shall not be concidered to be, a Government Oversite.

Rule # 83: Tattoo Parlers will have a Females sign a letter of understanding that.... That little Dove they want on their Boob... will eventualy look like a Ptaradactyl, near thier Bellybutton.

pfft


That #83 had me and my dad laughing our arses off!!!

 

[bad_bad_bubba]

Rule # 83: Tattoo Parlers will have a Females sign a letter of understanding that.... That little Dove they want on their Boob... will eventualy look like a Ptaradactyl, near thier Bellybutton.

 

[smokyred]

As already stated(somewhere up there), the next person to pull up to the diesel/gas combo pump(besides the one already occupied) right in front of me will get a taste of my tow strap and flat spots on their tires as I drag their sparkplugged vehicle out of my way because there are 10 pumps for gas that are open and you 2 idiots take the only 2 diesel/gas pumps there!!

Keep 'em coming, some of these are funny!

And Hoss, anytime you want to watch figure-skating, call my grandma, she says she will watch it with you.

Dave

 

[powerboatr]

Rule # 82: A Penny saved shall not be concidered to be, a Government Oversite.

Rule # 83: Tattoo Parlers will have a Females sign a letter of understanding that.... That little Dove they want on their Boob... will eventualy look like a Ptaradactyl, near thier Bellybutton.

this got the whole office laughing

 

[BIG JOE]

this got the whole office laughing

 

[Crumm]

If you are going to turn at the next side street then don't pass me at 20 mph over the posted speed so that you can slam on the brakes to make your turn. The next guy to do it gets run over!

 

[powerboatr]

how about
just because your early on your way to work, do not appoint yourself to be the traffic blocker and do 10 mph less than the posted limit in the left lane.

 

[Crumm]

Is it foggy out? Then turn off your friggin fog lights so the oncoming traffic can see the road.