Nekkid Crotch Rocket...too funny!

[s d mills]

Sometimes I gotta pick up my 295 lb. dad out of his bed, or he'll just lay there all day



He's shot

You just described my retirement dream.

 

[acjjkamp]

ditto, been there done that,
MX, road bikes, road rash, busted limbs, creaks, cracking joints... but still get out there and ride
I'll just have my kids take care of me in my old age

 

[95_stroker]

Road rash hurts.................. thats all I have to add to this thread.

 

[bushpilot]

im ALL about naked-ness...my current stable consists of:

94 Kawasaki kdx200
95 Honda cb1000
99 Kawasaki zrx1100 (cam'd)
99 BMW k1200lt (the flying Kouch)
01 Honda xr70r
02.5 Moto Guzzi v11 sport
02 Monster750 (the Wife's Ride)

 

[XTrmXJ]

Hell Im 26 and have alreay had 2 full knee replacement, from Mottocross and Free Style Jumping.. All synthetic Ligaments, 2 metal bolts 3 metal screws and 2 metal staps.. Both knee replacments are on the same knee, That doesnt include the others

 

[ranger boy]

Phew, I would never want to go through that, but I guess it's all for that adrenaline rush


My only injury's were to my wallet, I used to goof off a lot in my old cobra

 

[s d mills]

For me, it wasn't about a rush....I just liked riding. Racing was about finding my limitations without exceeding them....exceeding them really hurt bad. I don't feel any shame in admitting most of the machines I've owned were capable of much more than I personally was able to get out of them. Now, I've been busy and I've got to get back to it....got a guy in Brazil who wants to pay me big money for stuff I thought would end up in the scrap pile behind the shed.

BTW....next bike will be a "Black Death" reproduction. I've been planning this build for nearly 20 years.

 

[powerboatr]

I'm curious as to how many people on here experience rolling out of bed in the morning onto their knees, slowly stretch the kinks out, and learn how to walk all over again....about three days per week.

Nothing pops or crackles any more....just grinds.

Every freakin day, bounce off the bed, stretch for 30 mins, shower, apply deep heat, stretch go to work , eat killers of pain, go home have a beam, stretch more.. aint life great

 

[s d mills]

Every freakin day, bounce off the bed, stretch for 30 mins, shower, apply deep heat, stretch go to work , eat killers of pain, go home have a beam, stretch more.. aint life great

Beam? You da man!

Before I quit the smokes

 

[powerboatr]

Beam? You da man!

Before I quit the smokes

i never tried beam with a marguarita mix, hmm hows that taste

ritas are a severe weakness for me, hmmmmmmmm goooooood

now you made me thristy, good thing its close to quitting time
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