Humor Marital rating chart from the 30's

[CHPMustang]

 

[Scooter]

Dang it, you just got me slapped!

 

[Russ]

Mine scored a 3, but she's kept me alive for 14 years, so I guess I'll let her stay.

 

[Scooter]

Keeping in mind that this is only one page of a four page thing, mine scored a 12. I am afraid to know what I would score.

 

[hheynow]

I guess new math wasn't invented in the 30's because with 12 merits with the added bonus points only equals 26 points. How then can ones wife rate higher than that?

I prefer a wife who doesn't dress for breakfast.