If that is not a joke, I hope those redneck SOBs don't have internet access, because they are celebrities for all the wrong reasons, and I'm assuming that would be hurtful to them.
If they are happy, who are we to judge...
That said, HOLY FRIGGING COW, man, can you believe that couple?
One point of comment, if your wedding reception is out in front of the local firehouse because it is the only building big enough to hold the 15 people in your wedding within a reasonable driving distance, and you are a short, wimpy, blonde guy that thinks wearing his good sneakers is acceptable wedding attire, then your choices for finding a wife within a resonable distance are going to be pretty slim. So I say, good for him, he found someone. And he can HAVE her!!!