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I really don't think a blond would have enough intelligence to think of using the chair when the gun failed. 
joke time
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Jefe
For some strange reason a red head came to mind.
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Fordoholic
Thats what I was thinking too
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Jefe
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my wife is strawberry blonde. That makes her mean and dumb.
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Fordoholic
Now thats funny
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Jefe
Man,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I hope she's not reading (assuming she can read) what you are typing about her............................whatabudro said:my wife is strawberry blonde. That makes her mean and dumb.
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Fordoholic
No thats even funnier95_stroker said:
powerboatr
living well in Texas
Had to beat him to death with the chair.
two antenas on the roof fell in love,
they decided to get married
the service was ok
but the Reception was Great
I borrowed it
him to death with the chair. two antenas on the roof fell in love,
they decided to get married
the service was ok
but the Reception was Great
I borrowed it
ForumBlue
CDXX
This is my most favorite joke. Content may not be suitable to some.
An escaped convict breaks into a couples home while they are sleeping. He wakes them up and ties the man to a chair then ties his wife to the bed. He then whisper something into her ear and walks into the bathroom. While he is gone the man says to his wife. " Honey I know this will be hard for you but whatever he wants to do to you just let him and maybe we can get out of this alive. BE STRONG HONEY, and remember I LOVE YOU". His wife then responds by saying actually when he whispered in my ear that he just escaped from prison and thinks your cute and wanted to know if we had any vasoline. "BE STRONG HONEY. and remember, I LOVE YOU TOO."
An escaped convict breaks into a couples home while they are sleeping. He wakes them up and ties the man to a chair then ties his wife to the bed. He then whisper something into her ear and walks into the bathroom. While he is gone the man says to his wife. " Honey I know this will be hard for you but whatever he wants to do to you just let him and maybe we can get out of this alive. BE STRONG HONEY, and remember I LOVE YOU". His wife then responds by saying actually when he whispered in my ear that he just escaped from prison and thinks your cute and wanted to know if we had any vasoline. "BE STRONG HONEY. and remember, I LOVE YOU TOO."
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