Is this one any better???
CIA JOB OPENING
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...
2 men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun. We must know that you will follow
your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this
room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. "Kill her!" The
man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The
agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and
go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the
man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my
wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife
and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the
room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard
screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all
was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded
with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Moral: Never put a woman to the test.
