Joke Time..Again NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED!!!

[ForumBlue]

WARNING: SEXUAL CONTENT
I may be walking a fine line with this one so if it needs to be removed, I understand and will not post things of this nature in the future. For those easily offended please do NOT scroll down.









































Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.'

Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."

 

[powerboatr]

yes sir
you could get in trouble with that one. especially if here sister is .... wellll. nice to look at, not hard on the eyes, has lungs, etc etc etc

 

[Rookie]

How about ...

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

* 1 quart of low fat milk

* a carton of eggs

* 2 cans of orange juice

* a head of lettuce

* half a dozen tomatoes

* a pound of coffee

* a pound of bacon


As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"


The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

 

[JohnBoyToo]

BOTH have me chuckling !!!!!!!


Good uns !!!

 

[powerboatr]

your ugly

 

[kenh]

Both statements could result in grave bodily injury to the utterer.

 

[HCAbowman]

Good one...scary part is...Ive done it!!

 

[threejacks]

Good one...scary part is...Ive done it!!

Which one joke 1 or joke 2?

 

[drchris1024]

that's alot betta than what i had ...... UP

 

[powerboatr]

If a large endowed women works for hooters, where does women with a half a leg work?



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