Importation of some texas critters

[powerboatr]

Robert, a few years ago my neighbor had a pet garden spider on the side of his house that we fed often while we did our KING OF THE HILL impersonation in the driveway. My wife hated it and wanted it gone. It was the size of small lemon. The next weekend my buddy an I were cuttin somew fire wood and found a bigger one, the size of a softball, and we took it home with us. We moved the little buddy to the other side of the house, and put the big one on its web. Then I went inside and got my wife, said LOOK HOW MUCH IT GREW IN ONE WEEK.

my wife would kill me for sure,
ortho and her are on first name basis, no bug shall live is the motto


our first trip to texas as newly weds for my darling wife to meet my parents,
we stop at a gas station just past canton.
i was pumping gas and this enormous wolf spider walked up to say HI, pardner from under this drain pipe, My wife about leaped through the roof of the station, a guy over across teh lane, hollered, put a saddle on it, we can break it for you .
it was most amusing , i tried not to laugh but it hurt holding it inside

 

[Got Diesel]

Spiders are the things in this world that freak me out more than anything. Some people don't like snakes, I don't like spiders.

 

[acjjkamp]

we (my wife) has a pet tarantula and a king snake
neither bother me, I'll hold them, feed them, clean the cages etc.,

but if I'm moving somthing out of the shed and feel a little something crawling on my arm or hand....it doesnt matter what it was, its dropped

 

[Got Diesel]

Ya if I knew more about spiders I am sure they wouldn't bother me as much, but not knowing and having one crawl all over me is a killer. Snakes don't have much problem with, especially the pet ones. Had a few small ball pythons climb all over me in that sixth grade science class.

 

[Big K]

What ya know aobut gangsters,

 

[Tx_Atty]

he has his yo mtv thugsta raps!

 

[powerboatr]

YO YO YO
be down in da crib
chilln a 45,
my Bioch hitn da wine
come down da 8 leg cousin
i capp him with my 9

 

[Scar13]

Crawled under the RV to change the septic tank, Felt sand or dirt dropping on my legs, I was in shorts, didnt shine the light down there thought it was sand....

ALOT of SAND.. well The sand starting moving... after about two mins uptoward the fellas..

I crawled slowly out from under the RV and my friend said umm look down..

chest down covered in thousands of small baby spiders... I was nude in 1 second flat and in the lake .2 seconds later..

 

[Big K]

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!

 

[powerboatr]

Crawled under the RV to change the septic tank, Felt sand or dirt dropping on my legs, I was in shorts, didnt shine the light down there thought it was sand....

ALOT of SAND.. well The sand starting moving... after about two mins uptoward the fellas..

I crawled slowly out from under the RV and my friend said umm look down..

chest down covered in thousands of small baby spiders... I was nude in 1 second flat and in the lake .2 seconds later..

what big K said
DAMMMMMMMMMMMM, batman,