You may live in Alaska ....by Jeff Foxworth
You may live in Alaska ....
Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Alaskans:
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
work there, you may live in Alaska .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
Alaska .
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you may live in Alaska .
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Alaska .
If you know several people who have hit a moose more than once, you may
live in Alaska .
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and
back
again, you may live in Alaska .
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching, you may live in Alaska .
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked, you may live in Alaska .
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
you may live in Alaska .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
may live in Alaska .
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
everybody is passing you, you may live in Alaska .
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow, you may live in Alaska .
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction, you may live in Alaska .
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live
in Alaska .
If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Alaska .
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to your Alaskan
friends & others, you definitely live in Alaska .