Hurricane Survival

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This dude has got it covered when it comes to hurricane survival.

Toilet Paper........................................check

Bud Light...........................................check

Keystone Ice........................................check

Budweiser............................................check

Red Dog.............................................check

Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check

Piece of plywood to float your chick and booze on...check
 

W4RLR

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Calling that woman on the floating door a "chick" is an insult to true chicks everywhere. She looks like five miles of bad road to me.:eek:
 

SDEric

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Well he couldn't feed her b/c he spent all his money on beer and toilet paper
 

hheynow

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He's missing some postcards to send to his relatives up north...:D

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W4RLR

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I have a t-shirt that reads "I survived Hurricane Ivan, the $30 billion blow job!" With all of the hurricanes Florida has experienced over the last ten years, you have to have a sense of humor, even if it's warped.:sweet
 

powerboatr

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I like it, being a floridian for so long in the Navy
rray32539 said:
I have a t-shirt that reads "I survived Hurricane Ivan, the $30 billion blow job!" With all of the hurricanes Florida has experienced over the last ten years, you have to have a sense of humor, even if it's warped.:sweet
 

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