Another cajun joke
Pierre goes to town and sees his buddy Boudreaux. Pierre calls to him and says "Hey Boudreaux, I gots some good news for ya and I gots some bad news for ya!"
Boudreaux says "is that so, well, why don'tcha gimme da bad news first".
Pierre replies "Well, Iz back in da bayou dis morning, and I find ur Mrs. floating dead inda water."
Boudreaux says "Oh my Lord Jesus! I loved dat woman for da long time. I'm gonna miss her horrible!" "So my friend, what's da good news?"
Pierre:"Da good news is, we find da dozen blue crabs on her and we gonna stick'er back out der tomorrow!"