rgdillon
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman working on a
large glass of merlot. Walking up behind her he says,
"Hi, good lookin'! What's up?"
The hottie turns around, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Let's cut the small talk. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place,
my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up,
sitting down, naked, with clothes on, clean and sweet, it
just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it since I was in college. I just
flat-ass love it!"
Eyes popping out, he says, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer, too! What
firm are you with?"
Ron
large glass of merlot. Walking up behind her he says,
"Hi, good lookin'! What's up?"
The hottie turns around, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Let's cut the small talk. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place,
my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up,
sitting down, naked, with clothes on, clean and sweet, it
just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it since I was in college. I just
flat-ass love it!"
Eyes popping out, he says, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer, too! What
firm are you with?"
Ron
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