95_stroker
Jefe
Enjoy your day Stephen.
Happy Birthday Bama!
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hheynow
Señor Aceite de Soja
Ditto what Jefe said. 
architect-builder
Full Access Member
Stephen,
Just a few things for you to ponder.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN ...
All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."
Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
It takes twice as long to look half as good.
Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
No one expects you to run into a burning building.
People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... come back in style.
The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
The pharmacist has become you new best friend.
There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
Things you buy now won't wear out.
When getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
When happy hour is a nap.
When you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police.
When you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
You and your teeth don't sleep together.
You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."
Have a good one!
Barrett
Just a few things for you to ponder.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN ...
All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."
Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
It takes twice as long to look half as good.
Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
No one expects you to run into a burning building.
People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... come back in style.
The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
The pharmacist has become you new best friend.
There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
Things you buy now won't wear out.
When getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
When happy hour is a nap.
When you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police.
When you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
You and your teeth don't sleep together.
You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."
Have a good one!
Barrett
silverF250
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DaveBen
SDD Senior Member
Stephen, and don't let the "old guy" jokes get to you. You have made it one more year!!Dave
powerboatr
living well in Texas
looks like your catching up to tbar and tg
Yooper75
Boost Junky
Happy Birthday Bama.
dpantazis
#12
happy birthday bama!
JRJ04
Senior Member
happy bday!
