flying FUN

[powerboatr]

so next time you fly

What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the site (The End!!!!)
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.
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be prepared you might get a beating or asked to leave the plane

 

[strokepower]

hahahahaha....... all i can say is.. very nice

 

[DaveBen]

Great!!

Dave

 

[02stroker]

Funny, but might not go over so well. Best to make sure the jerk beside you isn't a federal agent.

 

[JLDickmon]

oh you're bad...
bad bad bad bad bad bad...

 

[kingkevindavid]

That would scare the hell out of quite a few people.
Really play the part and wear a man dress and turban!

 

[powerboatr]

That would scare the hell out of quite a few people.
Really play the part and wear a man dress and turban!

oh sure and get an ARSE whooping.