beer drinkers beware!!!!you may have been abducted.....

[94f450sd]

by aliens.yup thats right.according to this story aliens love to abduct drunks cuz they cant remember a thing.

aliens

 

[RenoF250]

Oh man, I have had all of those problems. I was wondering where my limb went.

 

[F350DRW1]

by aliens.yup thats right.according to this story aliens love to abduct drunks cuz they cant remember a thing.

aliens

That would help explain why I woke up in the tomato plants sunday morning several hundred feet from the barn. I thought it was the Tequila. I'm relieved.

 

[acjjkamp]

and here i thought it was old age creeping in,
along with many lost gray cells due to large amounts of beer drinking...



that read about the same as if my kid (13) wrote that

 

[oi8228oi]

ETs appreciate drunks because they don't have to waste their memory- wiper ammunition, which is expensive.

damn those memory wiper rounds are really getting outragous

You find a lot of puncture marks in your arms and you can't remember injecting yourself -- "These are from routine alien blood tests," said the expert.

and i thought they were just drug addicts

You cut yourself and your blood is green -- "This is when they've accidentally sucked out too much of your blood and had to give you a blood transfusion from their own blood bank," explained the expert.

and i thought tony put LSD in my donut

alien wives are not very understanding

i didnt think any wives were

 

[bad_bad_bubba]