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High Tech Hillbilly
John O' Reilly and his friends were at the local pub.
He hoisted his ale and said,
"Here's to spending the rest of me life,
between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for
the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife Mary,
"I won the prize for the best toast of
the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now? And what was
your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!"
Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's
drinking buddies on the street corner. The
man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won
the prize the other night at the pub with a
toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit
surprised myself. You know, he's only been
there twice in the last four years. Once he
fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull
him by the ears to make him come."
He hoisted his ale and said,
"Here's to spending the rest of me life,
between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for
the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife Mary,
"I won the prize for the best toast of
the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now? And what was
your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!"
Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's
drinking buddies on the street corner. The
man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won
the prize the other night at the pub with a
toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit
surprised myself. You know, he's only been
there twice in the last four years. Once he
fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull
him by the ears to make him come."
