powerboatr
living well in Texas
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Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take
a
few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny
noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
would
think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you
doing ?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple
of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the
blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're
going?"
( You're going love this..... )
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!
Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take
a
few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny
noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
would
think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you
doing ?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple
of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the
blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're
going?"
( You're going love this..... )
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!
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