powerboatr
living well in Texas
GORILLA MATING
A small zoo in Arkansas had acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem..., the gorilla
was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton,
a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample
ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they
might have a solution.
Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition: Would he be willing to mate
with the gorilla for $500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their
offer, but only under four conditions.
1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The
Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this." The
Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the chil'run raised Southern
Baptist." Once again, the Keeper agreed.
4. "And last of all," Bobby Lee stated, "You gotta give me another week to
come up with the $500.00."
A small zoo in Arkansas had acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem..., the gorilla
was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton,
a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample
ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they
might have a solution.
Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition: Would he be willing to mate
with the gorilla for $500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their
offer, but only under four conditions.
1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The
Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this." The
Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the chil'run raised Southern
Baptist." Once again, the Keeper agreed.
4. "And last of all," Bobby Lee stated, "You gotta give me another week to
come up with the $500.00."
sis
