W4RLR
High Tech Hillbilly
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN- This morning, from somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Information, Mohammed Sheik al Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will be forced to cut off America's supply of convenience store managers. Omar went on to say that if this action does not yield sufficient results, the supply of cab drivers would be the next affected, followed by customer call center representatives for such companies as Dell Computer, Dish Network, Vonage, and numerous U.S. airlines. "We do not feel the Bush administration takes us seriously." said Omar. "Of course, he has his own airline, computer support, communications support, and free cable TV." Omar said that these actions would however bring the rest of the U.S. to its knees, as they cannot live without their computers, satellite TV, budget airline fares, and cheap internet phone service.
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