powerboatr
living well in Texas
As I am working today in the heat like an indentured servant on the fishing shack, I became thirsty. I went to the fridge and grabbed a Gatorade A.M.
Enjoying the cool combination of orange and strawberry, I noticed it wasn’t as overpowering as regular non A.M. Gatorade.
After I had read the label, I began to ponder this statement included on the quart jug
“Gatorade A.M. helps put back the fluids and energy you lost during a full nights sleep. It’s the same scientifically proven formula in flavors designed for the morning “
HMMM I thought, maybe a better or enhanced label was in order for adults.
“Gatorade A.M. helps put back the fluids and energy you lost during a full night’s libation with MR. Beam, Mr. Williams and Mr. Daniels. It’s the same scientifically proven formula in flavors designed for the morning when your stomach just can’t cope with harsh overtones or aftertastes “
Enjoying the cool combination of orange and strawberry, I noticed it wasn’t as overpowering as regular non A.M. Gatorade.
After I had read the label, I began to ponder this statement included on the quart jug
“Gatorade A.M. helps put back the fluids and energy you lost during a full nights sleep. It’s the same scientifically proven formula in flavors designed for the morning “
HMMM I thought, maybe a better or enhanced label was in order for adults.
“Gatorade A.M. helps put back the fluids and energy you lost during a full night’s libation with MR. Beam, Mr. Williams and Mr. Daniels. It’s the same scientifically proven formula in flavors designed for the morning when your stomach just can’t cope with harsh overtones or aftertastes “
