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I was curious if anyone had a multi position chip and had one of the programs made for smoke. I know everyone says it's wasteful unburnt fuel, but you have to show off sometimes, right?!? You would still have your econo program and your power and tow programs? Thoughts?

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SMOKNZ said:
I was curious if anyone had a multi position chip and had one of the programs made for smoke. I know everyone says it's wasteful unburnt fuel, but you have to show off sometimes, right?!? You would still have your econo program and your power and tow programs? Thoughts?

Bill


Well, since you asked, I think you'd be an obnoxious idiot if you ran around blowing clouds of black smoke in the name of "showing off". Knuckleheads who think it looks cool to have an opaque stream of black soot gushing out their tailpipe give folks who have efficient and properly tuned diesel engines a bad name. IMO, you'd be a wasteful fool if you got a program just to blow smoke.
 
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how about a BURp program for the times when you just want to stun the boom box bouncing turkey next to you at the light with the window open
you know burp goes the throttle and out comes cloud of garbage truck black soot BURP, purging the exhaust conditioner valve...
excuse me :roflmao :roflmao :roflmao

my predator in my 7.3 would do it at 35 od locked and a gentle mash of the go pedal would blow a big huge burst of black as the turbo caught up, then BAM i am outta here
and it would defuel
but now i drive an ULEV so i can drive in CA someday
 
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As much as i hate to direct you to a place where you can do this, since I think blowing black smoke is a terrible thing for the status of diesels in america (ever wonder why you can't get any of the diesels available in Europe over here? This is why, public opinion because of people who like to make smoke.) I do not agree with posts saying you are an idiot, though, since I can understand why you would want this to an extent. Just promise me you will only use it on special occasions, to "get" people that have annoyed you or ricers or boom-boxers, okay?

Than call pretty much any of the custom chip guys and tell them what you want. They will burn it up for you, complete with a smoke program.

TS, DP, DI, etc.

Please, for the sake of diesels in America, and for our childrens sake (because that black stuff is harmless, but the burn is still incomplete, you know? Yu are making more harmful pollution when you smoke, and we should all do our part) use it sparingly...
 

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Tbar said:
Ditto......


Tbar


I have two!:p :p

The Evo is unreal when under the turbo! DI's isn't quite as bad. But I only like smoke when I'm at the track.

I think just about any "extreme" program is going to smoke when under the turbo.
 

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jvencius said:
Well, since you asked, I think you'd be an obnoxious idiot if you ran around blowing clouds of black smoke in the name of "showing off". Knuckleheads who think it looks cool to have an opaque stream of black soot gushing out their tailpipe give folks who have efficient and properly tuned diesel engines a bad name. IMO, you'd be a wasteful fool if you got a program just to blow smoke.

It would be used sparingly for "those special occasions". No I wouldn't want to run around all day billowing clouds of smoke around. I have just grown fond of Tractor Pulls seeing the towers of black coming from those machines. I appologize for being an idiot :rolleyes:
 

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